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作者: 米忧可    时间: 2012-8-16 15:29
标题: 我为什么离婚,神文共欣赏,有道友翻译一下嘛,我懒得翻了
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.  

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,  
'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.  

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'  

I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.  

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.  

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.  

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'  

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'  

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.  

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'  

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'  

He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'  

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'  

'Ok.' I nervously replied.  

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.  

And I just sat there....  

on the couch....  

naked.


作者: ′№粉沫°    时间: 2012-8-16 15:32
翻译过来就是

就这样了
作者: 泷泽萝啦    时间: 2012-8-16 15:33
ㄎㄎㄎ┎『ㄎ  ㄎ

ㄎㄎ┎ㄎㄎㄎ『┎『
'Happy Birthday!', ┎『『┎ㄎㄎㄎㄎ

『『┎ 'ㄎㄎ.'

ㄎ .... ㄎ  .... 『

  ㄎ┎ㄎㄎ┎『 ㄎㄎㄎ┎『

『ㄎ, ┎ㄎㄎ ', , ┎『 Happy Birthday!' ㄎ

01:00  Rick 『『ㄎ┎『 'ㄎㄎ┎『ㄎㄎㄎ『┎ㄎ┎『ㄎ.'

ㄎ┎ 'ㄎ Let 's go!

┎ㄎ 『 ┎ Bistro ㄎ  Martinis ┎『┎『ㄎ

『┎ㄎㄎ┎ 'ㄎㄎ ... ┎ㄎㄎ?'

ㄎ ',' ㄎ 『?

┎ 'Let' s ㄎ. '

┎ㄎㄎㄎ┎『 'ㄎ『ㄎ ㄎ『┎ㄎ. '

'OK.' ㄎ┎

┎『┎ㄎㄎㄎㄎ┎『ㄎ┎『ㄎ 'Happy Birthday' ┎ㄎ

┎『ㄎㄎ ....

....


作者: 土豆°    时间: 2012-8-16 15:35
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作者: RichardWu    时间: 2012-8-16 15:35
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作者: °浮生若梦    时间: 2012-8-16 15:36
最后才是亮点,我居然看完了。。。
作者: 汝自幼失怙    时间: 2012-8-16 15:36
。。。。原来是出墙未果的文章啊
作者: 米忧可    时间: 2012-8-16 15:36
谢谢翻译的同学
作者: 无奈ゾ月影稀    时间: 2012-8-16 15:37
就是个生日惊喜嘛.......... 神文神在哪儿
作者: 汝自幼失怙    时间: 2012-8-16 15:38
4楼,翻译软件不要乱用,一大堆错误
作者: 子时一刻黑眼鬼    时间: 2012-8-16 15:38
这个。。。。。貌似不太通顺
作者: 怀念黄凯芹    时间: 2012-8-16 15:39
内容靠,居然看完,以我二级英语水平居然看懂,什么概念。。。
作者: 妞,自重    时间: 2012-8-16 15:41
楼主美利坚
作者: 蕾丝杰士邦    时间: 2012-8-16 15:41
洒洒水,买买待,吾该吾该,莫蒙台
作者: ゛喵咪老师つ    时间: 2012-8-16 15:43
这腰带伤害太低了,灵力又不高,建议楼主打神秘石,把防搞起来。玩全力大唐必须要防高
作者: mcb967    时间: 2012-8-16 15:50
楼主美利坚
作者: 狗洫″亽玍    时间: 2012-8-16 15:59
洒洒水了。。
作者: 七月悉夏凉。    时间: 2012-8-16 16:09
我笑了。。。。。
作者: 老飞侠    时间: 2012-8-16 16:09
这腰带伤害太低了,灵力又不高,建议楼主打神秘石,把防搞起来。玩全力大唐必须要防高
作者: 〔¨粉耳钉′    时间: 2012-8-16 16:38
看着那翻译。。最后竟然大惊喜
作者: 米忧可    时间: 2012-8-16 17:18
怀念的台风天
作者: 帽帽    时间: 2012-8-16 18:03
老笑话咯。
作者: 修斯    时间: 2012-8-16 18:06
这篇文章用了好多伴随从句
作者: 此恨谁知    时间: 2012-8-16 18:52
naked亮点
作者: 3D.战刀    时间: 2012-8-16 20:24
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作者: 声音不记得。    时间: 2012-8-16 23:16
亮点在最后一句。。。




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